We’re back to review some more tremendously terrible trade ideas on the internet.

NOTE: This article was created prior to the chaos that ensued Tuesday night / Wendesday morning. Because of those trades, two of the ideas were removed since they are irrelevant now.

Magic-Suns Three-Way Trade

Right off the bat we have a problem that begins with “S” and ends in “GA”. Sure, that Phoenix 1st round pick gets juicier by the day. However, the logic is that we are trading SGA for a pick that will someday hopefully develop into a player like SGA. It’s a backward trade. Also Mo Bamba lol no thanks.

 

Clippers-Pistons Three-Way Trade

When I first saw this I thought “Well, Roberson is the only player we give up so eh why not?” But then I looked at the picks. We give our 2020 Denver AND the 2022 unprotected Clippers pick? For Maurice flippin’ Harkless? And no picks? Are you on crack? Should I call the police?

Also, why does every Pistons trade have no more than 7-8 players involved? What is going on with their contract situation that causes such chaos? So many questions, so little time.

 

Jazz Trade for CP3

Quite possibly the most useless trade in the history of existence. At this moment, CP3 is fairly better than Mike Conley. Ed Davis is a wash with Mike Muscala. This trade doesn’t even help the Jazz that much, if at all. I refuse to believe CP3 will wear a Utah jersey during his lifetime. No thank you.

 

Knicks-Nets Three-Way Trade

Alright, there’s a lot going on here. First, why would the Nets want Gallo? They won’t need him this season because they’re not competing for the title, and they can’t afford to pay him this offseason because they just got KD and Kyrie on max deals.

Second, Bobby Portis. Again. Why are people so determined to get this guy in OKC? Also Joe Harris needs to be on a championship contender, not a rebuilding team. I love him, but he deserves better.

Also Kevin Hervey lol. Why is he in here? It’s not even for salary purposes, he’s just thrown in for no reason. That made me chuckle.

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